huppakee

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[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I like it too and do use it, but unlike Foss alternatives they do use your data for commercial purposes, just so you know.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Well, I skipped "literally" so guess it's an easy mistake to make lol

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

You really are a genius, i wasn't sure before.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Every child knows a rule only counts if a) you're caught breaking them and b) you're punished for breaking them.b

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Well, running for president isn't really running if the result is already fixed. So you have that going for you.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please don't, I would buy them and finance Trump :(

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't act surprised, as soon as you saw "floating" you knew how this was gonna go.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Only one herb?? Ha get lost! Even 10 wouldn't change my mind! Call me a loser all you want, I'll simp scientific validity any day. A leaf of mint, phuh. No thank you.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Officer breaks up 2 people fighting, asks "What's going on here?"

"This is my house and this man came into my garden and doesn't want to leave," one man says.

"Well, you don't understand sir, I have been living in this neighborhood all my live and everybody agrees this is a nice place to be." the other man says.

The officer thinks long and hard about the situation until he looks to the homeowner and says "Mister, you have a very nice house and he only took the garden so I think it would be fair if we could find some middle ground after all the fighting you two have been doing. I mean, wouldn't it be nice if you could do something better with all your resources? I propose you just go back inside and enjoy your nice house. You can just choose to not be upset about some man who took over your garden. I mean, I can't force you to accept my proposal but it's either that, or I leave and you two go back to fighting.
It's easy, just go inside and watch some TV.
Why are you making this so complicated?
You're not even in the garden all the time.
Imagine yourself in my position, wouldn't you too want to go home to your wife instead of dealing with someone who didn't even thank me for showing up?
If it wasn't for me you would still be fighting this man.
Just be cool okay, no need to be ungrateful about this. Think about me for a second here, jeez."

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Unpopular opinion but specs over looks any day.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Nice how this woman on the right tells the story

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Next week's headlines;
BREAKING: Yesterday's deal broken.
BREAKING: Broken deal repaired.
BREAKING: Repaired deal "never existed".
BREAKING: Broken deal still in place, government blames scapegoat.
BREAKING: A 'better deal', should we take it?

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