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Microsoft: we’ll make long-ass cd keys so they’re difficult to memorize and pirate

18-year-old me: hold my cherry coke

Sorry for your loss. He looks like he was a great dog

Looks great. I would really stick my face in it!

Exactly. My mother and grandmother told me to never put hot food in a fridge as it could spoil other food. But this doesn’t happen with modern fridges.

Toxins generated by bacteria and some fungi are EXTREMELY poisonous. The unfortunate victim essentially ate a poisonous mushroom in the form of pasta.

I am shocked to see how many people leave food on the counter to eat later. Refrigerate it immediately! Not one hour, not twenty minutes! As soon as you’re done eating, to the fridge it goes!

Nothing ever happens to you until it happens, and we’re not talking about stomach pain, but almost instant death.

Thank you, I really needed these vibes today. It’s so great feeling happy for something my kitties are unaware of

The finale. There is a documentary with their live reactions reading the script for the first time. It goes exactly like you would expect.

This is actually a great joke

Answering to myself in case somebody searches for this issue later: it is indeed buggy. It fixed itself after a couple of days and usually works now. However, some days it doesn’t want to work. Sometimes a force quit from the app resolves this, other times I have to wait for it to come back to the intended behavior by itself.

Voyager 2.14.0 on iOS 17.6

Hey, could you please take some pause between posts? Your content is good but this is a small community and your posts are taking over it and the instance front page, which is a bit spammy. Hope you don’t take this the wrong way, just limit yourself a bit, thanks!

Sending the best vibes your way!