itsgroundhogdayagain

If they make you wait too long, all bets are off.

My greatest hits:

Grind my teeth until they start ripping out

Shirtless at school and trying to escape

Trying to get somewhere but constantly detoured and delayed

We als have Captain D's which is just like LJS

until an impeachment succeeds

I found a flaw in your theory

I hope they wouldn't hide explosives on it. I'd be heartbroken if that used plane exploded with Trump and his cabinet, friends, and family were on it.

Double secret sanctions!

Scream Guy seems a little out of place

The book burners are always the good guys, right?

Or maybe you've been in purgatory since you were born?

Who would microwave a ziplock bag? Freezer, sure, but microwave?

It's Jimmy Patterson!

All of the children were cheering for me, chanting my name, showering my beloved vehicle with praise! But then, disaster struck and they turned on me like Judas!