And for cows

Every single bit?

Classic "I won't change my behavior unless everyone else does too" comment. Keep doing you!

If you pay for it, it's not a byproduct

Nowhere near as bad as meat and dairy. So you're vegan, right? Otherwise saying this would be hypocritical.

Livestock have joyful lives before being killed peacefully 🤗

Sounds like a great excuse to keep doing whatever you want. Good job!

I didn't realize the two were mutually exclusive

Animal abusers.

Why?

No need for a plastic board if you're boycotting meat.

Absolutely depraved.