kriz

joined 2 years ago
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Should say "Pennsylvania ". But I like.

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Sir this is a hot dog

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't get it but I like it

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You should be OK, unlikely they will bother watching a camera over a few burned out bulbs.

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

You are right, it is shitty for the airbnb owner. Which is great! Sometimes you gotta bring some shitty to those bastards. Being shitty is not always a bad thing.

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

You can follow those 3 vans and steal one of them when the fight starts.

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Here in America they just throw them near your door fron the sidewalk

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Dad, isn’t this stealing?" "Read your town charter, boy: 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don’t see him around, start shovelling!"

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes but in exchange for $100s of dollars worth of loot

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Forgot to add: walk up backwards to get the package. That way if someone takes a video it looks like they just reversed you DELIVERING the package.

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It forces you to be happier

 

And most of space is a pitiless void that would pop you like a balloon. Oh I think you earthlings got it pretty good.

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine the horrors that the real live birds will be witnessing soon

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