kriz

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I'm 5'7" with size 15 feet. Shoe shopping is a nightmare. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 29 points 4 days ago (4 children)

No it's for science really, I swear. Also the pics have to be stepping on someone who is saying "yes daddy I'm a bad boy". Easiest way to verify unfortunately it has nothing to do with how hot it is.

Dog walkers' lane in c/desire_paths@sh.itjust.works
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 days ago

The grass is always greener on the pee side of the path.

I'm 5'7" with size 15 feet. Shoe shopping is a nightmare. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 55 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Post the bare feet or it didn't happen!

Even The Wall Street Journal thinks Trump’s tariffs are ‘the dumbest’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A quick internet search shows 15% or food imported and 1% or electricity. So yeah prices might increase a little but I feel it pales in comparison to genocide, concentration camps, environmental destruction, and nuclear war.

Even The Wall Street Journal thinks Trump’s tariffs are ‘the dumbest’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net -3 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Am I the only leftist that doesn't give a shit about the tariffs? I feel like 95% of articles attacking Trump go after tariffs when everything else he is doing is probably 1000x worse and deserves way more scrutiny.

Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Reverse the numbers and you get 1220. Feel old yet?

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SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want. (slrpnk.net)
 

Stolen from:

The casting that we nearly got in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know enough Star Trek to make an amusing change to "some mothafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill" but I wish I did.

Jailbreak guide for PS4 in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What can you do with a jailbreak ps4?

ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online in c/privacy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 44 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes I am. And you should too.

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SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker. (slrpnk.net)
 

Courtesy of : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC7NvliIEz7/

Do I dare live out the American dream? in c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Should say "Pennsylvania ". But I like.

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SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. (slrpnk.net)
We Forge The Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Sir this is a hot dog

SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get it but I like it

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SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you! (slrpnk.net)
 

And most of space is a pitiless void that would pop you like a balloon. Oh I think you earthlings got it pretty good.

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SLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. (slrpnk.net)
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