You know they say all men are created equal, but, you at look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal!

So you got a twenty five percent at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? The chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a thirty three and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a sixty six and two-thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try.

So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin’ (if we was to go one on one), and then add sixty six and two thirds…percents, I got a one hundred fourty one and two-thirds chance of winning at Sacrifice! See Samoa Joe? The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

At Sam’s here in the US, you can use their app to scan your items and pay. It’s so much more convenient.

Join the Dark Order.

Speaking of, when does lemmy get cremposting?

I’m preferring Memmy right now, but I’m keeping Mlem and wefwef on my home screen to see how they keep up.

Don’t feel stupid, you learned something new today. Now if you doubled down on it being about actual suicidal girls for guys to get off on, then yeah, that would make you stupid.

Lol, they’ve been around for a long time. They were my first experience with alt girls.

Could we hire them for some male bonding time?

Myanonymouse. It’s private but getting in is pretty simple.

They must be fans of The Acclaimed. SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS!

Undershirts are a necessity in the South just to keep your shirt from being drenched.

My first exposure to Brennan was ExU: Calamity. My god he was amazing.