If they want to find someone who hasn't watched Trek, just get the director of Nemesis.

Or when two mouse buttons would be too confusing to users?

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"You must be this tall to enter heaven." Written on a wood cutout of St Peter holding his hand out just so high.

Isn't it obvious? Press the key labeled 'Any'

They're not trapped, the door is wide open. They just don't want to get out on account of their altitude.

HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

I'm Florida we call it 4pm.

He wouldn't hurt a soul. Also, doesn't believe people not like him even have souls.

More like Ctrl-WHYYYY?

Yeah. Odo was definitely on her bucket list.

Tires squealing on dirt roads or in the rain

So you just follow Twitter's example and stop paying for it.