"Can you think of any laws that give government the power to make decisions about the male body?"

Saved you a click if that's all you're interested in. But if you want to see him flim-flam and squirm for 45 seconds, definitely click.

So something akin to this joke image I saw the other day is actually feasible for Wikipedia?

From knowyourmeme.com:

The Hawk Tuah Girl, also known as the Spit On That Thing Girl or Spit On That Thang Girl, refers to a woman who was interviewed in a viral TikTok video and was asked, "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?" to which she responded in a Southern accent, "Oh, you gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang," resembling a spitting sound amid oral sex.

Speedrunners go in at a slight angle so they can drift / mini-turbo their way through this section.

Sorry for the vagueness. Pannenkoek is like the authority on weird Mario 64 quirks, and makes excellent videos. As soon as you see that name, there's no need to keep reading -- just go watch the video.

Like, this article could have been one sentence: "New Pannenkoek vid just dropped: [link]"

Thank you. What's with this edit? No animation, no author credit, awkward phrasing, poor fitting of the text to the speech bubbles...

Hello, police?

how else am i supposed to tell someone to show me their moves

They need to buff the candle. Stress is almost impossible? Lol watch me.

The Lemmy cycle:

• bean memes
• shitposts
• beef memes
• memes about never pooping
• back to start

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