mayakovsky

Ingmar Bergman died in 2007, so he may have actually seen the first three.

What if SaaS was socialism as a service instead

Soaking wet

You can buy saline solution and start watering it down. Makes it easier to stop needing it

Extreme isLAMism

Deeply unserious country.

Buying jets and committing 5% of gdp to the toilet wasn't enough prostration

I was gonna say let him cook, but this guy is a fascist, so let him cook in a vat of hot oil

Cats are unfortunately monarchists and will use this information for counter-revolutionary activities

I'm using the public bathroom built on ground zero of dead billionaires row. RIP

lol lmao