meep_launcher

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Too all the .ee users going down with the ship ๐Ÿซก in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I just wish I knew real love before this happened. Also I regret selling my Legos.

How to cook a chicken in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I love a good carbonized chicken

Gatekeeper Starterrule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Ppppftt you call yourself a gatekeeper? Name every gate

Welcome to the US (Jen Sorensen) in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
smart bed in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you mean? I have my Amazon prime robo pants put themselves on me one leg at a time like any average human.

angel rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know, there's so much America hate, and much of it seems to be "Americans are cowards and aren't doing anything why aren't you all rioting".

Open a damn newspaper. I'm sick of it. I got my ass beat in 2020. Likely again sometime this summer.

What instruments have the most relaxing timbre to you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Get me a good Rhodes and I'm in bliss. A good horn section can squeeze a beautiful chord melody. And a bagpipe is what I send to my enemies.

What's something you once had a lot of respect for but now have no respect for? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Idk I'm starting to think dystopia began when we figured out agriculture

What's something you once had a lot of respect for but now have no respect for? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 37 points 3 weeks ago

๐ŸŒˆ.ยฐ`E N S H I T I F I C A T I O N'ยฐ. ๐ŸŒˆ

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Cartography Anarchy has Moved! (lemm.ee)
 

Hey all,

everybody pray for sh.itjust.works as I have chosen that instance for our new community.

Why sh.itjust.works? First, because it was the easiest to set up. Secondly, it is a pretty unserious instance, and if there is one thing I want for cartographyanarchy is to continue our tradition of whimsey and white collar crime.

Please take a moment to join our new community, and please make at least one post to inflate our numbers to concerning levels.

Thank you everyone who has helped out with this project, y'all rock, and I'm glad we can be accomplices.

~meep

The Future of cartographyanarchy in c/cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no, I'm still at Gerald's Halfway House and Day Care.

HOLLY EVER LOVING SHIT WE JUST HIT 1K SUBSCRIBERS in c/cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ah we'll get more.

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The Future of cartographyanarchy (lemm.ee)
 

To my fellow cartographers, memelords, virgins, and Jeb Bush;

It is clear that cartographyanarchy will be moving to another instance to survive, and I will also need to create a new Lemmy account. First, let us have a moment of silence for lemm.ee, and then a second moment of silence for whatever unfortunate instance we move to.

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Alright thank you.

I will be taking steps to make this transition as smooth and obnoxious as possible.

First, I will of course have a new meep_launcher account. This doesn't effect anyone but I wanted to say this to remind everyone I exist and to fill that pit in my soul that can only be filled with constant adoration and attention.

Second, I will set up another community of the same name, taking care to preserve the essence of what we have here while burning any and all incriminating evidence.

Third, you will expect a stickied post to redirect to the new community in the new instance that never asked for this.

Fourth, I will call open season on posting, reposting, and filling the new community with any and all maps that are found here. I'm much more concerned with the community building back up as soon as possible over whatever fake internet points people have accrued. Please, take all my memes, I'm not going to go through the trouble to try and move everything over. We can come back to this instance when it is locked later to remember the good ol' days.

Fifth, I will make a strong drink to unwind. Hell, comment if you'd be interested in joining me, I can set up time to do a lil' video hangout to celebrate the transition so long as we are the good kind of weird.

My plan is to get this done by Sunday June 8th, 11:43 Pacific Standard Time. Is that my time zone? No, but I miss Seattle.

IF THIS DOESN'T GET DONE IN TIME

I requested to be drawn and quartered, and someone else, preferably from our mod team, can take up the torch. I'm always happy to lead when I can, but I rely on this community to drag my body across the finish line.

Anyway, it's been an honor to make maps with you, and here's to a thousand year reign of terror going forward.

~meep

[META] About lemm.ee shutting down in c/cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee
[โ€“] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

Hey thanks all, sorry I've been a bit slammed with work.

Considering that we popped up to 1k followers in about a year, I'm confident we can get things back up pretty fast.

I'll get a new community set up this weekend. If I don't, either harass me or just take over, I'm currently producing a musical and music directing 4 different shows so I'm pretty pooped.

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What's your "this wasn't weird until you made it weird" story? (lemm.ee)
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I realized why I stayed with my emotionally hurtful partner for so long (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by meep_launcher@lemm.ee to c/justpost@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink
 

Just sharing in case it helps anyone.

I had a partner who constantly was making me feel bad about my body and kept telling me I wasn't smart and that they knew deep down I was a shitty person. But they said it in a way of "I will fix you so you understand that and accept how shitty you are".

At first I didn't believe it, then I recognized the red flags and broke up, but by happenstance they came back and put on a show I fell for, and then it started again but it took months for me to leave it.

I realized they made me feel shitty, and then reinforced that I was, and basically I believed that I was a piece of shit but they were the only person telling me the truth. They were the only one who saw me as I am.

I eventually was able to get out, but it really took a toll.

Anyway I just met someone who is the KINDEST person I know and while I won't thrust any responsibility to help me on them, they are already helping me heal. Maybe the fact they are helping me heal on their own volition shows how kind they are.

Anyway I'm a little drunk and my ex showed up with their new partner I guess, but it was an event they knew I'd be at, and they saw my bike outside of the venue, and chose to come in holding hands anyway. I left immediately and I'm home now but yea fuck them.

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This goes too hard rule (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by meep_launcher@lemm.ee to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
12 comments fedilink
 

Edit: The Guitarsonist

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Do you identify with your country of origin/ citizenship or with another subregion? Why? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by meep_launcher@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
36 comments fedilink
 

Personally I feel more connected to the Vancouver BC/ Seattle/ Portland corridor than with the rest of the US, so I feel more comfortable saying I'm a Cascadian than an American.

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I need help finding someone (lemm.ee)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by meep_launcher@lemm.ee to c/astralprojection@lemmy.world
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So I occasionally have romance dreams where I meet someone really great who I feel a strong connection to, and we go on a date. Sometimes there's intimacy, sometimes it's just a wonderful conversation and holding hands.

A few years ago, I had a dream with someone who just... Got me. She was smart and cute and funny and had the Whimsey that is so hard to find. All I remember was she had jet black hair and was French, I think her name was Camille or Matilda.

Anyway, I remember having a picnic on a hill overlooking a beautiful valley, and then we went to a county fair, and then we went home and made love. Afterwords we were cuddling and she turned to me with a worried expression and said

"Please don't wake up"

And I woke up.

I never had a dream where I woke up crying so hard. I thought it silly because it was only a dream, right? She doesn't exist other than in my head, right?

But then a year later, I had a dream and she was there again. We embraced and kissed and cried and laughed and went down to the waterfront, a mix of Seattle, San Francisco, and Chicago. It was a little bittersweet but we had this "let's make the most of our time together while we still can" feel. As the sun set and we knew it was time, she opened my palm and put a note in it and said "I am out there, find me and I'll try to find you. I love you." This time I woke up sad but also happy... Maybe she is real. Since then I've thought about her at least once a day.

I've had other relationships, but they all fall flat. Usually they are bad from the start and I'm not trying to compare them to a potential fantasy, and I even fell in love with someone who later broke my heart. It feels like the universe is trying to keep me reserved for her.

Anyway, it's been a few years and I've slowly warmed up to the "woowoo" side of reality, and I'm wondering if there is some way I can find her, or at least dream her up again. Should I consult a psychic or a hypnotist or have a witchy friend do a ritual?

Honestly at this point I'd try anything.

Anyway, thanks for reading. I really miss her.

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Europeans of Lemmy, is American beer really that bad? (lemm.ee)
 

I usually assume when Europeans complain about American beers, they just are complaining about our "domestic" beers like Bud Light, Coors, PBR, etc. which makes sense, they are our bottom shelf beers.

I recently chatted with someone at a party who said "no, all American beers are bad" including microbrewery beers.

I've never been to Europe so I wouldn't know, but I do like my Left Handed Milk Stout, NWPAs, and hell even the hipstered out IPAs.

Are these what y'all are referencing?

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Crash Course- A world without Governments? Anarchism Explained (youtu.be)
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Heaven is a Peanut Farm [OC] (i.imgur.com)
 

Heaven is a peanut farm

One for you and me

With friends and music, banquets and balls

And a good man named Jimmy

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Heaven is a peanut farm

Surely it's the best

There's a porch with a sleeping dog

One where you can find rest

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They say there is a man out there

Who made sure every heart he would fill

When God said "it's okay, you can stop your work now"

He said "no, I don't think I will"

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When you come to this peanut farm

You will be filled with this delight

Friends and family, we gather 'round

To wish Mr. Carter goodnight

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Left wing kinks tend to be role playing as conservatives and conservative kinks tend to be role playing as left wingers (lemm.ee)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by meep_launcher@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
14 comments fedilink
 

Edit: Downvote me daddy

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HOLLY EVER LOVING SHIT WE JUST HIT 1K SUBSCRIBERS (lemm.ee)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by meep_launcher@lemm.ee to c/cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee
4 comments fedilink
 

Mark your calendars everyone. We have a new national holiday.

cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee was something I stole from that other site, and with very minimal work I rode on the hard work of others to give me a feeling of superiority. I am so proud of all the work I took credit for, and for all the maps that create a reality we'd rather live in.

This is a fantastic Christmas gift, and I will donate all the money I have made on this site to the Church of Latter Day Saints and also the Church of the Satanic Temple just to cover my bases. I hope we all celebrate tonight by drinking a handle of hand sanitizer, snorting some ketamine, giving whipits to at risk youth, and fighting a cop with a sword.

We have done some amazing work, and I have made some amazing announcements to celebrate arbitrary subscription milestones which is what head mods do I guess. I want to thank thepiccardmanuever@lemmy.world for constantly posting at the expense of their family and friends, probablynaked@lemmy.world for teaching me how to sniff glue, pugjesus@lemmy.world for their posts and commitment to corporate espionage, and for all of you who came here by mistake. You may never leave.

Happy Holidays and I hope you have an unhinged new year,

~Meep

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