Should we consider Jesus a zombie? by metostopholes in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove by metostopholes in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 247 points 3 weeks ago

When the recipe calls for one clove of garlic.

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What did the Dalai Lama say when he found an image of Jesus in his tub of margarine? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 weeks ago by metostopholes@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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"I can't believe it's not Buddha!"

Time Terror by metostopholes in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 123 points 1 month ago

The Appalachian Mountains and the Scottish Highlands are the same mountain range, because it is older than the continents moving apart.

Always remember: Your focus determines your reality by metostopholes in c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago

Only good Star Wars is canon.

Did the premise of an entity approaching you only when it's not being viewed originate with Doctor Who's Weeping Angels? by metostopholes in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Also from 2007 (before Blink aired) someone posted to 4chan a similar creepypasta that would become the first entry in the SCP Foundation.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173

The Squonk by metostopholes in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

We are beings made of atoms in the universe, who are studying atoms in the universe by metostopholes in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

"The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself."

-- Carl Sagan

Here I go hate criming again by metostopholes in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

I was curious, so I looked up this article. It's satire, but it's making fun of a tweet with the same sentiment.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime

Everyone deserves a friend by metostopholes in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago

Traveled down the road and back again...

Columbo investigates Star Trek. (source: cursedtrekedits on tumblr - more in comments) by metostopholes in c/risa@startrek.website
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Now mister Nomad, you say your prime function is to sterilize imperfections. That makes sense, that makes sense.

Just one more thing. You've mistaken the captain here for your creator. If I'm not wrong, that would mean you're imperfect as well, right?

If Riker growing a beard made the show better, then keeping Data's would have been twice as good. by metostopholes in c/risa@startrek.website
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Why was All Good Things such a good last episode? One reason.

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A mother says to her husband: "Did you know YOUR son was caught setting fire to a building?" (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by metostopholes@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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"ARson."

Noodles: is a tamale a noodle? by metostopholes in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I'd say a tamale is a dumpling.

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