missandry351

“Why can’t my brain just stfu I’m trying to sleep?! Why did you decide to calculate the speed of the sun right now you mf? I want to sleep”

Either that or

“I know you want to do this thing but we need to do the other, come on or I’ll drag you ass over here”

Brain like: shutsdown fu now you can’t do neither, that’s what you get for not letting me decide

How bad is it that could understand the Russian without having to use google translate? I’m Portuguese wtf?

Who ever the suspect was, I can confirm I saw them here in Lisbon with me, sightseeing and doing tourist things. So yeah they have an alibi.

Billionaires

Maybe conservative students should study more? Idk

What exactly is a newer better treatment?

Nah all those were already challenges back in 2014. I know because I was looking for a house back in 2014. Did I found it? Nah, still living on rent.

Now I feel so much safer. Trans women can’t come in women’s wc to piss but male police can come in to inspect my poossy if I don’t look like a porn star (which, let’s be honest is the only concept these people have of feminine women).

Bold of you to assume humans will still exist

The first six kids had kind of normal names after the 7th kid, it was a disgrace.

Maybe bring back windows live messenger

What is the Portugal one?