I think I still have a "gold coin" floating around somewhere from their previous system.

The spicy Thai chili one is really good on rice, too. I usually add some sriracha mayo on top and call it a poor man's poke bowl.

They can include the bath water for half price so you can make soup!

Tbf, I could ENTIRELY see a circumstance where Trump "fires" him anyway, Vance doesn't step down, Trump ignores this and proceeds to pick a new VP even though he technically can't, and both Vance and new guy spend the remainder of the election desperately trying to get orange senpai to notice them.

Plot twist, that's who Trump was actually trying to get but there was a misunderstanding when he asked for "that guy with the fucking cushions".

While it's definitely PRESENT in Lord of the Rings, one could argue Frodo himself is a subversion of it. Giving the ring to someone powerful would almost inevitably result in corrupting them and (depending on just how powerful they were) would just make a new big bad. Hobbits work as ring bearers explicitly because they're not "special".

Ladies and gentlemen, former reality TV star and convicted felon Donald Trump

Not as far as "dumb" per se but I would accept "less smart" in exchange for physical buttons and a removable battery.

"Don't you think he looks...tired?"

Somewhere in Gotham City, there's a planning and zoning guy probably making bank for playing dumb about all of Bruce Wayne's "totally not a batcave you guys" building permits.

Guessing less about the sign itself and more about the heavy equipment/traffic obstruction involved in getting it down.