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Went a couple links deep in the article and nope, the standard kind of decapitated (no photos in the link, it's just a previous AP article that gives more detail). Sounds like the poor kids shoulder got stuck and she straight up ripped his head off.

Edit - fixed link

Tbf, even if we stopped literally right now that doesn't address what's already there so even best case scenario would still be a little of column a, a little of column b.

Little Jimmy Loveseat has a nice ring to it.

Depends on how fast you can run. Though the thought of a drive-by glittering on an e-scooter also makes for a pretty fucking funny mental image.

Clearly we just use the hurricanes to put out the fires.

Honestly I think your first point is just a subset of something larger and even more basic - "we've always done it this way. Change is scawwy. Different bad. Are you implying I was wrong before?" Etc.

Pretty sure it's a war crime to subject that many civilians to a naked Trump. Put him in one of these instead