I think this is an excellent time to point out that curl quotes (“ ”) are what are typographically used for quotations and apostrophes and hash marks (" ') are what are used for feet and inches. So it would look something like:

“ 2"× 4' ”

(Spacing is still a bit ugly, I’d kern me some quote marks)

If you're queer you should be supporting us aces, not acting like we're some sort of anomaly yeah? It may not be your cuppa but we're all on the same side here

For a minute I thought they were saying "tank, yo" and it was some kind of gen alpha slang that was too cool for me

"Snowflake" is, and always was, just projection. They'll never get it unfortunately