Hi, I'm annoying and want to be helpful. Am I helpful? If I repeat the same options again when you've told me I'm not helpful, will that be helpful? I won't remember this conversation once it's ended.

Hi, which option have you told me you already don't want would you like?

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, please rage again.

Because he already ate all of the spare ribs.

I'm so looking forward to all of my Newspeak translations. Thanks! drinks bleach

It's fine we'll just put people into inescapable debt and have their options be a labor camp or a comatose bio-energy source. You will of course incur medical debt for the comatose option.

Streaming services become required by law like insurance

Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?

Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs

And to no one's surprise, wealthy powerful countries don't want to share their wealth, which may also equate to sharing power.

The secret love child of Kim Jong and Elon.

That's when you let her know you've always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You've got her smothered and covered.

Take a brick to Roku until it agrees to your terms.

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

Don't forget to smother it in ketchup