Sounds like the cutest girl

Getting shot over shoplifting is insane.

The usa is fucked beyond saving

If it's important, they'll leave a message. Otherwise it's just another scam anyway

Because english is just semi random noises

Fuck yes, people freak out about eating crickets or shit but then proceed to eat a huge spiderlike creature that's mushy inside (crabs)

Lol I didn't even know it was drake, I just thought it was some guy

Because windows is preinstalled on the computer they buy. That is literally it

Humor is now legal on twitter!

Linus is just another tyrant boss, surprise

People who have a large following and magic emojis next to their name will keep using it because it gives them their validation. Twitter celebs are really in a sad state of existence

I can't believe this is happening after we did absolutely nothing to stop it

Yes i have become a virus, destroyer of cells