Lmao, someone on /r/mortalcombat called it "dispicable (sic) politically motivated bs". Imagine being this mad about undoing slavery with a time machine.

"How can a teenager possibly consent to permanently altering their body?" *Does elective surgery on a literal baby*

Suddenly le epic reddit atheists don’t seem so bad

I don't know, /r/samharris was talking about South African farm murders today. They're not doing so great either.

HOLY SHIT that video is NSFL. I can't even see where the barbers were keeping those AK47s. They just whipped them out of nowhere.

I get that it's supposed to be a demonstration of liberal values, but shouldn't they demonstrate free speech in a way that makes it look good? The message here seems to be, "We love liberal values because it lets us be rude to minorities."

Mao's real mistake was not serving up those sparrows on a bed of greens.

What if you were trapped on a desert island with a large, Kafkaesque cockroach, a Caesar salad (with anchovies), and a cow with object permanence? Would you be ok with eating the sentient bug man?

"America deserved 9/11" -- the tagline for every September 11th and maybe Fourth of July