The airbag deploys at 200 mph. At that speed the sharpness isn't really the issue.

You've obviously not spent enough time around gym bros. I have on multiple occasions overheard conversations about using it as a butter substitute because, "...it has no calories. "

You may want to. You will eventually be interacting with them. Or your kids will.

If I owned Hell and Indiana, I would rent out Indiana and live in Hell.

In a lot of fantasy the terms are already neutral and only denote magical specialty. Witch - magic user, with a familiar, specialized in potions Warlock - magic user, specialized in the demonic Wizard - magic user focused on pure magic

Can it survive outside the womb? If not, its still part of the mother and entirely her decision to remove it from her body.

Will it kill the mother? She takes priority as a living, thriving person with goals and aspirations.

As a windows user, this meme both confused and frightened me.

Wtf even is pan? Is it just bi + more horny? It seems redundant.

Shirts only weigh down a friendship. Just count yourself lucky if he shows up with pants.

Makes sense, everyone inside got fucked.

I will only buy a house East of my office. That way I'm driving away from sunrise and sunset.