[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 95 points 11 months ago

Meanwhile, you have the Elon fanboys still pretending Twitter is doing better than it ever has.
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Well, it is, if you're a Nazi.

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah, yes, Little Bobby DROP TABLES;

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 42 points 11 months ago

Should that not be properly, "Oi, cunt!" ?

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago

"In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you...."

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I recall a thread over on Reddit, where someone in one of the dad subs was asking for advice on what to do. His wife, an OB/GYN, had gotten a job offer in Massachusetts. They were living in one of the Southern states, and her taking the job meant uprooting their young family away from nearby relatives and friends.

The response in the sub was almost unanimous telling him to move. Wife could get sued to oblivion and go to jail, etc. That would be far worse than living a few hours away from family.

I recall they did move.

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[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why does Baron, being the tallest Trump, not simply eat the other Trumps?

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 82 points 1 year ago

You know, if you do a curve fit on that data, you'll see that US Presidents have become more criminal over time.
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[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago

Actually it's because we have sweat glands all over our bodies, which I think is unique among animals. Dog, for example, can only dump excess heat by heavier panting, whereas humans will just sweat more.

Some of us have more and more puissant sweat glands than others.

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anakin: Self-driving cars will orbit the street's so there will always be one nearby if someone requests a ride.

Padme: But they'll regularly come back to a central hub for cleaning, right?

Anakin:

Padme: But they'll regularly come back to a central hub for cleaning, right?!

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 124 points 1 year ago

The human superpowers are basically throwing fastballs and jogging in hot weather. The ancestral hunting strategy is basically to throw stuff at the animals to get them to run, then jog after them. Repeat until the animal is too tired to move.

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago

And he's on a H1B visa and can't leave.

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