Okay this is actually funny

Dark past?

I could barely find any sticks when I was car shopping, and they were all base models. I finally found a dealer with a manual Impreza but it was actually more expensive than the automatic next to it with a sunroof and heated seats

It sucks because it’s greasy and sticky lol. You can find some that are mattifying and quite comfortable but they’re more expensive

“Big Virginia” is what they called me in high school

I can never remember to put that one on my list! Love his other stuff though

What the hell is this even from

They’re quicker for making sweet potato pie since they’re already cooked. You add plenty of other ingredients to the filling so there’s less difference in the final product between canned and fresh

Agriculture lol

I needed him today. Beautiful fuzzy man

Oooh mommy

You motherfucker