Coworker/friend/loved one: "So why is XYZ happening?"
Brain: Aww yiss. I will anticipate all possible questions and forks in the conversation, say it all, thus saving everyone time.
Brain: Wait. Remember how you've been trying to keep it brief? Try that now.
Me: "Well, it was 8:30am after all."
Coworker/friend/loved one: "Er ... I'm sorry what now?"
Brain: They took the bait. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
Me, 5 mins later: "... yeah so anyway, what was the question again?"
Obligatory Flight of the Conchords:
Yeah
Looking 'round the room I can tell that you Are the most beautiful girl in the room In the whole wide room (ooh)
And when you're on the street Depending on the street I bet you are definitely in the top three