Coworker/friend/loved one: "So why is XYZ happening?"
Brain: Aww yiss. I will anticipate all possible questions and forks in the conversation, say it all, thus saving everyone time.
Brain: Wait. Remember how you've been trying to keep it brief? Try that now.
Me: "Well, it was 8:30am after all."
Coworker/friend/loved one: "Er ... I'm sorry what now?"
Brain: They took the bait. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
Me, 5 mins later: "... yeah so anyway, what was the question again?"
You just reminded me. My dad used to say "Don't take any wooden nickels!" Had to get him to explain this, the first time he said it to me.
Just waiting for a mate
It might depends on the AI.
I can't speak for Bard, but ChatGPT's data isn't any more recent than 2021. As it often reminds me.
Random thought that's totally pointless here:
If he took all of his weapons and all of his ammo to a shooting range, and if he prepped to the best of his ability before beginning, how long would it take for him to shoot off all 26,000 rounds, if he tried as hard as he could to fire them off as quickly as possible? By himself, with nobody else helping, just to be clear.
Feel free to throw out best case scenarios.
Classic :D
In case there's anyone on this planet who has yet to see this commercial:
TBH for many years it's felt like most accounts (or at least the ones that bubbled up into my feed) were angry people venting about whatever. Like, the angrier they were, the more engagement they were hoping for. That was a surefire way for me to at least move on to someone else, or to just close the app. Don't need anyone harshing my mellow. The shouty people can go find a wall to yell at.
I barely get on these days. And I don't doubt that it's gotten worse.
Through the marketplace, where there are watermelon stands, chickens in crates, and 2 men carrying a large pane of glass back and forth.
If you need more fodder for a future response, you could break down both "seasonal and holiday decorations".
List the common/popular seasons/holidays where decorations are brought out, before or after having described your plant. For example:
my plant is not a Valentine's Day card
my plant is not an Easter egg, or made of chocolate
my plant is not a firework
my plant is not a somber meditation of the lives of our troops lost in battle
my plant is not a Halloween decoration
my plant is not a turkey dinner
my plant is not a Christmas ornament, nor is it a Christmas tree
my plant is not a large, illuminated ball, sliding down a pole between 11:59pm Dec 31 and 12:00am Jan 1, not is it a party hat or party favor
etc
I'm sure you could throw together a much better list than the one above :)
Fwiw, it can be helpful to call out the date for such changes. Preferably in YYYY-MM-DD (ISO 8601).
While it's helpful to link to an off-site timezone converter tool (thanks for that, btw), "today" can be a different date, depending on where in the world you are. For example, Japan, Australia, and New Zealand.
Reminds me of the X-windows logo
Obligatory Flight of the Conchords:
Yeah
Looking 'round the room I can tell that you Are the most beautiful girl in the room In the whole wide room (ooh)
And when you're on the street Depending on the street I bet you are definitely in the top three