That's what she said

I have owned 3 G203 mice (never again) and they have all failed the same way, with the left mouse button switch failing and causing double clicks/inability to select anything without resetting.

Quality must depend on which model you get.

And Paraguay does not share a border with Chile. Some South American shenanigans to be sure.

Bolivia shares a border with Argentina. They got that wrong on this map.

Sure. If you want to climb the corporate ladder, chasing money and power AND daddy is paying your expenses that's the way it works.

Fixed that for you. Internships only benefit the wealthy.

Ain't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes

Yeah, but it is Boeing that decides if it stays closed

tear *ducks. Fixed that for you

Hakeem Jeffries-loving Democrats

Pretty sure he meant to say the N-word instead of Hakeem Jeffries

Don't. Flying a Klingon flag is a recipe disaster. Pretty much any non Trekkie is going to think you are a nazi

Except the rate IS set

Correct. The rate is 0% and it is up to the charity of the customer to do anything more since, as you say, there is a lack of an enforcement mechanism. I am happy you are able to manage your income on the expectation of tips, but many tipped workers are not in your enviable position.

Since you are not able to set your own rate prior to settling the bill, you are not selling your labor to consumers at all. You are depending on the arbitrary mood of the consumer to possibly offset the insufficient wage your employer is paying you.