[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 66 points 1 day ago

That phrase should be added to all comments about him. Kind of like how some people add 'in bed' after reading fortune cookies.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 33 points 2 days ago

The recycling symbol for plastics was a great bit of marketing for the plastics industry. 'Just buy a new thing and no worries you can just recycle it.'

Future geologists are going to see a marine deposit of plastic and be able to date exactly the age of the rock layer.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 15 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of a story from college when some friends were high out of their minds on various things. They got pulled over for speeding by a cop who appeared to be running beside their car. Turns out they were only going a few MPH and the cop stopped them for driving way too slow. They got arrested for DWI, obviously. No idea if it was true or not, but still a funny story.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago

Nothing a few well placed traffic cones couldn't solve.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago

An educated population is the only way we can compete on the world stage.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Did exactly that. I also have a column for 'do I fit' since I'm quite tall. Every time I show the Excel spreadsheet at dealerships it changes the conversation. They realize it won't be an immediate sale and relax a good bit.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago

You mean like Crowdstrike?

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Does his name represent the 5th month of the year or the white egg based food topping?

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 91 points 1 month ago

That's why passwords are safer in this situation. Cops can't compel you to reveal it.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 66 points 2 months ago

It's just the brain worm talking.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 84 points 3 months ago

The dog is not a pet, but some other guy who lives here.

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 82 points 4 months ago

Fucking finally

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