I have actually switched to keeping a list of people I don’t hate, it’s a lot shorter and easier to maintain.
"Get a clue, asshole! You've been calling non stop for the past hour, what makes you think I'm gonna pick up this time??
(it's not like I hate my job, or anything -- it's just that it's always interfering with the shit I actually wanna do!)"
Why would you do that to people?
Some people just want to see the world burn. Better something mildly inconvenient like this than, say, voting fascists into power for the lulz, I guess.
Unfortunately, no :(
A quick reverse image search leads me to believe I originally got it off Tumblr but the artist has been lost to time.
Art by icey_starr
by SiliciaArt
I mistook this picture for a similar one I made, this is not actually my original work. But it’s still a nice picture so I’m gonna keep the post up.
Thank you! You are welcome to join me next week when I celebrate my 2079th birth day.
No, that’s not true. A birth week recurs yearly, not weekly.
A birth day is the day on which you were born, say Saturday, and you’ll have one of those every week.
A birth week is the number of the week in which you were born, say week 14, and it takes a year before it’s week 14 again. Same interval as a birth month.
A birth date only occurs once. It’ll never be July 4, 1981 ever again.
This is all very normal and logical. Beep boop.
Exactly. You don't need to be a mathematician, you just need to think rationally.
There are always more things that you don't know than there are things that you do know.
What are you guys talking about, my birth day is a weekly recurring event. I was born on a Saturday so I'm now 2078 weeks old.
I am very normal.
Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people's bodies. We are in deep water, folks.
From the article:
In February, Friends actor David Schwimmer called on Musk to ban Kanye West from X after he made a series of antisemitic posts.
Schwimmer called on Musk, the owner of X, to remove West from the platform. “This is so 2022,” said Schwimmer. “We can’t stop a deranged bigot from spewing hate-filled, ignorant bile… but we CAN stop giving him a megaphone, Mr Musk.”
Bold of Schwimmer to assume Musk in any way disagrees with Ye's views.
Elon is not just holding the megaphone, he's actively cranking up the volume dial.
This is The Way.
Although I do it a little bit differently, I never have food in the morning since I don’t like eating on an empty stomach, so for me it’s dinner for lunch and then breakfast for dinner.