Yeah, but at least Soylent Green is organic.

Ah yes, the CCM: "CEO Childcare Manager"

Sole Prop(rietor), but it's still just a pass-through LLC for one person. More of a legal separation for liability than anything else in the US.

Since when has Jack Black have a problem with political violence? Brought to you by City Hall

Why does Bernie only get to serve a weekend at the White House and not a full term?

Please, everyone knows it is the Momoa effect.

Sounds like someone just turned 65. Into the Soylent tanks you go!

Haven't seized enough cash to fund an airstrike from an A-10.

All of which can be easily purchased online by anyone.

Odin is expanding his territory and this church is first.

Nah, they just can't get off unless they're using the tears of the oppressed as lube.