The best kind of correct.

This feels like something out of Superstore: Glen puts this up and Dana destroys it.

You should love in Virginia instead. I hear that's exactly what it's for.

Rosa: Wow, she is good at shushing.
Jake: I know. She's like a librarian.
Rosa: You mean like a sexy librarian?
Jake: No, a regular one!

Are you Nick Offerman? Because this sounds very much like his writing style.

Also, it's spelled "mere", not "mear".

I think autocorrect got your "compromised".

Not far off: Futurama. "She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro."

Like the infosquitos: "this guy sure loves porno!"

I think it was an issue where the CSAM was being copied to servers via normal federation with the instance(s) being spammed.

I hope they meet a very angry porcupine.

What a fantastic insult!

I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.

And even then, I'm fine to browse a menu on a mobile-friendly site (as long as the restaurant is diligent about providing reliable wifi for anyone who might not have great signal). But when the code has me download a PDF, they can fuck right off. First of all, I don't need the menu sitting in my cache or download folder. And when the PDF was clearly formatted for physical printing... Good lord. I'm not pinching and zooming this shit.