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The allure of a good stick (startrek.website)
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[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 246 points 8 months ago

I found a kickass stick 4 years ago in the Smokies the weekend my wife and I got married. It's literally the perfect stick. Straight, smooth, nice thickness, durable as hell. Must be of a rare hardwood variety, I would imagine. I still have that stick in the corner and I see it everyday when I'm sitting at my PC. Have I ever used it for anything? I wouldn't dare. It's too nice of a stick to just use on a whim. Why do I keep it around? Well, if I ever had a problem that required a really nice fuckin stick, I'm covered. Every year or so, my wife says to me, "JPSound, you still have that stick?! Why do you keep that thing around?" I look that woman dead in the eyes and say, "there will come a day, my bride, when the creator of all shall lay before us an obstacle, nay, a challenge that only a mighty stick of such grandeur may aid us in such a lofty trial. And this stick, my dearest, this stick awaits our call to guide us into the sunkissed valley of victory so sweet. Only then shall you see what I see. Know what I know now, that this mear stick, is far more than it seems. Then you will know, I am the mighty protector of this home and family. You will see, my love. You will see." Then she usually just rolls her eyes and says, "whatever... I gotta run to the grocery store. Do you need anything special?" And I respond with a mighty boom, "yeah, that fancy chocolate milk I like, please."

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 275 points 8 months ago

I may never get another chance to share this with the world, so may I present to you...

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 8 months ago

Dude that may be the most perfect stick I've ever seen.

[-] Skkorm@lemmy.world 71 points 8 months ago

That IS a really good stick

[-] DaFuqs@feddit.de 56 points 8 months ago

That stick did not dissapoint

[-] Terevos@lemm.ee 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's a pretty fantastic stick.

I read your whole comment and I was skeptical. But you're totally right about everything.

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[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 39 points 8 months ago

This is a one bitching stick.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

Shit, that's a nice stick.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 32 points 8 months ago

That's a nice fuckin stick

[-] SexualPolytope 32 points 8 months ago
[-] indepndnt@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

I have to admit, I thought you were exaggerating. But that's a damn fine stick.

[-] Sanity_in_Moderation@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

That's a fantastic stick. Don't throw it away.

[-] pyromaster55@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

That is a quality fuckin stick my man.

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

Would that I had such a perfect stick... I can't blame you for not using it. Just don't let the dust collect on it!

I've never worked with wood, but I imagine a layer of mineral oil could keep it looking great.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Damn. That's a helluva stick. You better treasure that

[-] CDenno@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

That is one helluva nice stick.

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

It has a 1.5x buff for dark damage! Rare drop

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 55 points 8 months ago

Memories of the wedding that weekend? Spotty at best.

Memories of finding that stick? Near photographic.

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[-] pelotron@midwest.social 118 points 8 months ago

I found a good stick once. Damn, that was a nice stick.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 85 points 8 months ago

I used a perfect stick once. I was backpacking in the high Sierra's and found the perfect walking stick. I carried it the entire trip, used it to poke at fires, kept my balance with it over difficult terrain, and imagined it would be a formidable weapon should we encounter a bear. When we finished the trip I decided to bestow my perfect stick upon the next fortuitous hiker to pass the trailhead. I carved my name and the date into the middle of the stick and left it leaning against the trailhead. I have thought about that stick many times since that trip. I was a fool to leave it there. Never again have I found such a perfect stick. After many disappointing treks into the wilderness I finally gave up seeking that stick's equal and instead purchased trekking poles. Wherever you are stick, I miss you.

[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 37 points 8 months ago

You bestowing it in the next lucky hiker was an act of love...

[-] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 27 points 8 months ago

Shut up, I'm not crying, you are ...

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[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 77 points 8 months ago

No, lots of girls and women like sticks too. This lady is just a weirdo for not liking them.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 68 points 8 months ago

"Who would win in a fight? An army guy or a stick?"

"That's stupid. The army guy would just break the stick in half."

"Ah, but now there are two sticks. Stick win every time."

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[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 57 points 8 months ago

Woman here, this is my prized stick. I found it maybe 15 years ago I think? I was camping on the Oregon coast, the absolute straightness of it stood out from a mile away. Brought it home, cut the ends off to be flat, and hand-smoothed the handle. For a long time I used it for killing spiders (it was perfect for that they never got away) but it has since retired now that I'm less scared of being poisoned and just catch/release them. One day when I'm decomposing I hope for this to be doing the same by my side.

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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 50 points 8 months ago

Love for sticks is hardwired deep in our brain. What's the first thing a toddler does outside? Find a stick and swing it around. Dig with it. Hit stuff with it. Invent games with it. Build with it. Sticks are fundamental to human behavior and civilization.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Not just humans too. Most primates love playing with/using sticks.

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[-] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago

Depends on the stick really.

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago

It's a free and useful material to go along with a child's imagination (it can be a gun, it can be a sword, it can be a teacher's pointer, it can be a flagpole, it can be used as basis for all manner of constructions, you can use it to poke a things or make small holes, it lets you reach things which would otherwise be beyond your reach and so on...) plus its a complex enough object to be interesting in itself not just in shape but in texture, plus sticks come in lots of variations in shape and size.

Even the process of selecting the right stick for something you have in mind can be intellectually stimulating.

Or to put it in another way, sticks are a great basic elements for kids to invent and play their own games, they're usefull for a lot of things and you can find them for free on the ground.

[-] zaphod@feddit.de 43 points 8 months ago

Imagine what you could do with that stick, so many options...

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

It's the fundamental tool that Nature provides man

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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago

It's a starter weapon until they get a long dagger or short sword, which is the first step up on their way to earning a katana.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It’s a shovel. A hole-maker. An imaginary sword. A club. A whacky-thing with which to hit things. A thing to drag along the ground and leave marks. Drag across fences or walls to feel and hear the sound. A spear, after you’ve sharpened it in the campfire. A pointer. A poker at strange and unknown critters you find under rocks. A tool to remove spiderwebs from your path. A pry bar. So, so many things.

Truly, she has no clue what “just a stick” is.

Sticks are incredible.

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[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

It's not just sticks though. Sometimes you find a perfect stone. Flat and round, triangular, square... Good stones.

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[-] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

Time for my collection to shine! I'm a woman though.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Complaining about free toys provided by nature…

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's our ancestral birthright. The instinctive allure of a quality tool. The mightu stick. Simple yet sublime. One of the original old reliables.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

This makes me miss /r/justguysbeingdudes

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[-] Torvum@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Women will never know the instinctual urge of a man and his need for a good stick. You can walk with them, you can sharpen them into spears, you can have a good thrashing, play with your pet.

The gentleman's utility.

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Actually it's my wife who collects sticks, she sees a nice stick and brings it home intending to turn it into a wand at some point. So, we have a nice box of sticks in the garage, but still no actual wands yet.

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[-] Harpsist@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

My kid once had me drive 9km so she could get a stick (tree branches twice as big as her) she found at school.

That was in June. It's October now. We still have the stick.

No one breaks or burns it. It's the stick after all.

Not just a boy thing :)

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[-] Case@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 8 months ago

Its a primitive thing, maybe... Like a genetic memory.

A good stick is a bad ass tool when you only have your hands, its free and plentiful, and its no big loss to start over.

You can use a stick to kill or stun animals, dig a trench for waste, with more sticks and some sort of cover you make a shelter, sticks are also fuel for fire, a stick can get you into a sheltered situation, possibly with a warm meal, and its just a bunch of sticks.

Add a pointed rock to the mix? Fuck, now you have one of the most effective weapons in the history of humanity.

A good stick and a good rock is the most primitive tool set we had, and it was available to everyone.

I really need to get back into field craft.

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[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 27 points 8 months ago

son liked the stick, father was supportive of son. love it

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[-] Kjatten@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago
[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Primal instincts taking over. Sticks are good for a lot of things. Fire, spear, walking, poking things out of trees, throwing at the dog… sticks are good.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago
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[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 24 points 8 months ago
[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

My daughter loves collecting sticks. Not just a guy thing

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