[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Or having less people at his inauguration than Obama.

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

He said he was checking out his future plane. Probably seeing if the furniture is his type.

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

"The margin of error for each survey was plus or minus 4.8 percentage points in Michigan, plus or minus 4.3 percentage points in Wisconsin and plus or minus 4.2 percentage points in Pennsylvania."

So either she's really up 4 points, up ~8 points, or it's neck and neck. VOTE!

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[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 135 points 1 month ago

Oh Kyle, why did you say that? If you say your birthday wish out loud it won't come true!

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago

Several Americans will see this picture and vote based on it. A defiant candidate, bloodied but not bowed, in front of the American flag, standing high among his personal shields as if taunting the next shot. This picture alone is political fucking gold. All a Republican has to do is show Biden tripping up the stairs to Air Force One, and your image-is-worth-a-thousand-words voter will see one candidate standing after being shot, and one tripping on stairs with no outside influence. Project 2025, "Day One dictator"," I will use my office for revenge". None of these things matter in the face of the picture for a voter who votes based on image.

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 139 points 1 month ago

People tend to forget the Food part that the Food and Drug Administration take care of. Here's milk before 1906:

Finally, if the milk was threatening to sour, dairymen added formaldehyde, an embalming compound long used by funeral parlors, to stop the decomposition, also relying on its slightly sweet taste to improve the flavor. In the late 1890s, formaldehyde was so widely used by the dairy and meat-packing industries that outbreaks of illnesses related to the preservative were routinely described by newspapers as “embalmed meat” or “embalmed milk” scandals.

sauce

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 107 points 3 months ago

Defense: "Our client doesn't know who that is."

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 179 points 4 months ago

Y'all got any of them lockout/tagouts?

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 107 points 6 months ago

The 1 to 4 billion animals killed by outdoor cats every year: X_X

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[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 100 points 10 months ago

A true Dark Brandon move.

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 259 points 10 months ago

Like even if there were no ads you'd learn how to help in a timely manner.

"What's up guys! It's me, your boy, MikeyMedic here with another video of a standard first aid technique, the Abdominal Thrusts!! Now the Abdominal Thrust is a standard first aid trick that is used to help someone when they're choking 5 minutes on things you can choke on Speaking of food to choke on, our sponsor this week is FoodBox! 3 minutes of FoodBox ad Abdominal Thrusts used to be called the Heimlich Maneuver! Henry Heimlich was... 5 minute history on the Heimlich Maneuver and now I'm going to perform an abdominal thrust on my friend, Someguy420! Check out his videos on another 2 minutes for a partner plug and then 1 minute on how to perform abdominal thrusts And that's how you perform an abdominal thrust! Be sure to check out my other videos. 3 minutes on other video content, liking and subscribing and hitting that bell."

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 164 points 1 year ago

"There aren't even messages in the menus to tell you about the useless cosmetics store! How can this even be a game?" -Ubisoft Dev Probably

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