dev-mapper swap...

Any resume argument in your boot commands? Try removing them and see what happens

Ah yes, the pretence of democracy continues

• ANC headphones, ANC earbuds, wax earplugs, foam earplugs, silicone earplugs, Loop earplugs <-- yeah this autism thing really should've been clear a lot earlier in life
• Laptop, 2x 20Ah 100W power bank, 10Ah power bank, GoPro
• Travel adapter, spare watch charger, 2x 3m USB-C cable
• Half a pharmacy "just in case"

Well that aged poorly exceptionally quickly 😂

Interesting. I think OLED is meant to be more comfortable to the eyes actually.

Please tell me this is in the US

The "Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle" type of win

There's levels to this stuff?

The piers and concourses of each hall are connected so that it is possible, on both sides of security or border inspection, to walk between piers and halls, although border control separates Schengen from non-Schengen areas.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amsterdam_Airport_Schiphol

Let me clarify. Not keeping departures and arrivals segregated is a Schengen thing. Gates/terminals handling non-Schengen routes need to keep arrivaling and departing passengers separated from each other. When a gate/terminal only handles Schengen (or other common travel area) flights, they are allowed (but not obligated) to not have this separation in place.

unlike the Netherlands the UK does not allow arriving and departing passengers to cross paths

That's a Schengen thing. You'll find the same in Ireland :)

A good place to start because it's a likely culprit is anything mentioning "OOM" (which refers to Out Of Memory)