ryanalexhowell

joined 1 year ago

I Don’t Care My Kid Has Mismatched Socks and You Shouldn’t Either in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

variety is the spice of life

Artificial price increase so that you can post “discounts” on Prime Day in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (8 children)

once they drive most other retailers out of business, they'll be able to jack the prices up. has been the plan the whole time

Update: IRS successfully launches their own free Direct File - now ALL of my fellow 'murcans are eligible for 2025 in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

All praise Deditutankh, the Egyptian god of taxes!

Local Angler Unimpressed by Son’s Tiny Catch in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"every day you don't practice is a day you're getting worse"

Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ryder is the ultimate latchkey kid

So sick of these fake, AI generated clickbait car ads... in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

KIA BOYZ!

Roku has patented a way to show ads over anything you plug into your TV in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

1 step closer to "Drink Verification Can" becoming a reality

Scientists Discover "Big Bone" Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice in c/funny@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eric Cartman would love this

What are some timeless meme formats? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I love surprised pikachu. it transcends generations

Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

10 seconds after my kid says he's full he asks for candy. don't want him to go to bed hungry but it's like pulling teeth to get them to god damn eat their dinner

Local Child Fails to Grasp "Yes, and" Improv Principle, Bores Playmates in c/funny@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this Liam Neeson bit

Built like Christian Bale in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] ryanalexhowell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

makes you realize how much of a psycho cheney is