saltnotsugar

joined 2 years ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We are ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is true. The other company can ask HR to consult the big book of grudges to determine if there are indeed grudges.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

Glad to see Commissar Yarrick found true love.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 83 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any time I use the wrong definite article my German wife will loudly bark “NEIN!” It’s hot but educational.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Can anyone please explain this one?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

I would just stand there looking lost just to see how many more signs could be put up.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

I saw a documentary that explained that skeletons make xylophone sounds as they walk.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why didn’t they just switch the dudes to kilts?!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 28 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Well look on the bright side…there’s probably a bright side!

 
 
 
 

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