Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
saltnotsugar
joined 2 years ago
We are ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists!
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
This is true. The other company can ask HR to consult the big book of grudges to determine if there are indeed grudges.
Glad to see Commissar Yarrick found true love.
Any time I use the wrong definite article my German wife will loudly bark “NEIN!” It’s hot but educational.
Can anyone please explain this one?
I would just stand there looking lost just to see how many more signs could be put up.
I saw a documentary that explained that skeletons make xylophone sounds as they walk.
Why didn’t they just switch the dudes to kilts?!
Well look on the bright side…there’s probably a bright side!
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