Drill sergeant: Everyone’s boobs better be at the position of attention!
saltnotsugar
joined 2 years ago
I remember the call of the Hot Crossed Buns.
You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.
Puck puck pass.
Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.
Ability to make cheese at will.
The Goodboi Rex lures you in with cuteness but then attacks.
I dated a Fulgrim once. Critically high risk, but also exceptionally dangerous reward.
Like if it was slightly cold out there would be fluff available.
If we were lost in the wild this alpaca could take care of me.
That one Viking who wanted ice for his mojito landing in Iceland: “…HEY!”
“Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?”
The cheese is extra.
“Ugh. Fine!”