Sweet and savory clash horribly. I will never understand why anybody wants to put syrup in or on their meat.

Because their palate developed.

Sweet and savory clash horribly.

Not everyone's does, sadly.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this before or after the comic where he defeated birth control to impregnate his wife without her consent?

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah or just eat plants like someone who isn't fucking nuts

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 15 points 1 year ago

we have plenty of cheap protein which has grown from the earth since the dawn of time

It seems like people are willing to go to ANY length to avoid eating beans and nuts.

This is the second-funniest instance in which I've been accused of repeating alt-right talking points, second only to saying I don't like the Star Wars sequels.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 14 points 1 year ago

This article fails to address the most critical issue with cosmic sex: zero-G fluid proliferation. They might need to institute a rule against squirters, and just imagine the cabin after scat play in space.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 13 points 1 year ago

There are games on steam that use their public-facing thumbnail to advertise realistic furry porn cum-chugging sex simulation, and you choose DDLC as your example of risqué content being advertised? Even Nintendo has had Hentai World on the front page of their shop.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 11 points 1 year ago

I print it out on photo paper, violently scratch the eyes out of any people that might be in the picture, and then nail it to the wall of my basement with all the others.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 15 points 1 year ago

"I chose to view content from all federated instances and now I'm seeing content from all federated instances. How can this be happening to me???"

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 15 points 1 year ago

Because it sucks and the 3.5mm jack is better. Manufacturers should be forced to include it or pay a punitive fee calculated to far outweigh the savings of not including the jack, perhaps $5,000 per individual unit manufactured.

I stand with big tobacco o7

[-] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 11 points 1 year ago

The only take you need is to take your meds

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