satanmat

Ngl

I'm surprised the feds haven't Epsteined him.

Holy feck. That's an amazing cover.

Ice truck killer, line 1....

5

(Shocked pikachu) What? That's the Russian flag??? No... we're totally just using the white, blue, and red of OUR flag you silly....

Highland coo

The pacific tree octopus; of course.

https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??

Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”

Emu ready? Don't tell the Australians...

Holy hell this is great. Thank you

How about a nice game of chess, Dr Falken?

Keep in mind; the crazies... uber Christian crazies... and I can't say this part loudly enough, NEED there to be a war as it will bring about the second coming of Christ...

This is why every thing the crazies have pushed - moving the us embassy to Jerusalem; backing Israel at every turn, while questioning every other Jewish activity, and tearing up the Iran nuclear deal... they WANT!!! They NEED there to be a war... this is their design.