schwifty_squanch

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watching one of my favorite singers wither away right before our eyes is heartbreaking in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I had to see this. now you do too in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

She realized she could make more money on OnlyFans.

So is hexbear a place for liberals? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hexbear supports authoritarian liberalism. You WILL be liberal and you WILL like it.

YouTube: "Either way, we get paid." in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Next up, you pay a subscription AND you watch ads!

This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Try counting to ten while you pee.

There is a 3rd choice in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml 28 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Stop spreading blasphemy. Everyone knows Jesus uses Vim.