"TikTok does what every social media company does but this time it's Chinese so it's bad" is what this headline should really say.

The US Army says tampons are fine for patching bullet wounds in an emergency.

Not really a surprise; the political establishment of even the Republican party got really sick of Trump during his time in office because of the chaos. He didn't behave like the typical useful idiot President and torpedoed a couple of easy legislative victories by tweeting in rage when they were almost through Congress.

One might argue that it is, instead, the Lunchable that is the poor facsimile of a charcuterie.

There's never been a day where I regretted deleting my Reddit account and removing that site from my life. It's only gotten worse since I left.

I didn't read the body of the message so this is a joke responding to only the title:

With a calendar!

(Seriously though I'm polyamorous and a calendar is basically a necessity)

This headline seems biased just by itself. "Bigwig" isn't exactly a respectful term.

What a surprise, for-profit medicine is worse for patients

Finally, a title for that asshole that feels completely appropriate. Florida Man.

What a stupid waste of resources. Ice is ice.

Just based on the article, these "reforms" are clearly aimed at harming the working class. I'll give you one guess as to which other class of people will benefit from them.

We can only hope that, like the citizens of Rapture, the rich tech-bros go insane from their own fumes and start eating each other.