Just don't fall for the subscription service.

He said surprised...

Does he enter the room and say "Hi everybody"?

After having a customer chew us out for something that wasn't our fault he had us follow him to another room to discuss some more work. He borrows my tape measure and tries to measure something on the wall and the tape keeps falling over and flexing. It finally hits him in the face and hands it back to me and says "I'm not familiar with this type of tool". I think he saw our faces turn red and eyes water up as we were trying SOOO hard not to laugh.

I don't think I could be on a flight with this guy.

My "city" has a scattered population of just over 700 people.

Or the poop withholer

Computer guy, car guy, electronics, camera guy, guy who can lift things guy.

It's a pretty big problem here in the States.

Under "games your friends play" was cuckold simulator. Damnit Joe.

This is fresh

Doesn't matter, it happened outside of the environment.