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The industry is milking it for every last penny.

You need a tub of Oops! All Peppers

Well then they obviously haven't yet made it!

No true Scotsman and all that

You're not wrong, but ragebait is bad mmkay?

I think it's a pretty good list. "Don't be clever" has been our team's coding mantra for two decades.

Are we talking standard roll or mega roll? 2-ply?

The worst meme you've seen so far

I mean, he's already got Pestilence in the bag

Also Gun Industry: "We like fear! More people buy guns!"

Okay but is fall damage fundamentally different than a mountain falling on top of you? What about a hill? Boulder? It all seems like bludgeoning.