[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

"Praise the lord and pass the ammunition" ;)

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago

"Atheism is a religion in the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby"

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Laying off a lot of people does wonders for the end of year report...

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I haven't done web API work for a while now, but postman had gone to shit even back then, to the point that I actively looked for alternatives. Ended up using an extension for VS Code called Thunder Client if I recall correctly. It was a bit rough around the edges but it got the job done without me having to log in anywhere or upload my requests anywhere.

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

I started a new job some months back, and my boss straight up told us in a team meeting "we're not paying you to give 100% all the time, that's not possible. We're paying you for your average effort. Everyone has good days and bad, so don't worry about it. Just do the job as good as you can on any given day and if we were right in hiring you, that will be enough." Kind of blew my mind and confirmed I'd done the right thing signing with that company.

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

They tried it in France after the revolution IIRC. Didn't work all that well :)

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded

Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed

Everybody knows the war is over

Everybody knows the good guys lost

Everybody knows the fight was fixed

The poor stay poor, the rich get rich

That's how it goes

Everybody knows

  • Everybody Knows, Leonard Cohen, I'm Your Man, 1988
[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Heh, haven't seen the bash forkbomb in close to two decades... Thanks for the trip down memory lane! :)

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

"Actual inflation" is just some capitalist a bit further up the supply chain "turning the screws on everyone just because they can". Inflation is the ultimate proof capitalism is an inherently flawed system.

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago

Biggest problem with it is that it lies with the exact same confidence it tells the truth. Or, put another way, it's confidently incorrect as often as it is confidently correct - and there's no way to tell the difference unless you already know the answer.

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I've always been partial to the phrase "the worst thing someone has experienced is the worst thing they've experienced". Someone elses experiences never invalidates that.

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I've always been partial to "sticks and stones may break my bones but words can really hurt me".

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