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Cancel Lemmy - A piefed community to discuss Alternatives to and moving away from Lemmy in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

That said, if your advertisement strategy is "we're not Lemmy", then no thanks

The Kamala Harris Gambit

This is awful mod behaviour... in c/fediverselore@lemmy.ca

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Can I have a list of communities you mod so I can avoid them?

‘Wildly underprepared’: National Guard troops seen sleeping on floors in exclusive photos in c/usa@midwest.social

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like the third amendment might become relevant for the first time in centuries

It do be though and I'm a slut in c/rareinsults@lemmy.world

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it

Here's why Linux market share isn't going to skyrocket anytime soon in c/linux@programming.dev

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You've heard the "prophecy": next year is going to be the year of the Linux desktop, right?

Yes, every year since 1997

What grass starvation does to the perma-online in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

It's not celebrity overexposure in my case. I like Zendaya, I'm not tired of her and would like to see her in more stuff. I just think she was the wrong actress to play chani.

Only $50? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?

What the fuck you in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

If you're looking for a Nas I like this one

https://a.co/d/4fmrxP7

Only $50? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

But you don't even know what that is!

https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.

Only $50? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.

What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.