the_crotch

it really really tends to put a crimp in things.

Not literally I hope

Whoever made this comic

If you're going to recycle xkcd jokes at least change the art style a bit

That said, if your advertisement strategy is "we're not Lemmy", then no thanks

The Kamala Harris Gambit

Can I have a list of communities you mod so I can avoid them?

Looks like the third amendment might become relevant for the first time in centuries

Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it

You've heard the "prophecy": next year is going to be the year of the Linux desktop, right?

Yes, every year since 1997

It's not celebrity overexposure in my case. I like Zendaya, I'm not tired of her and would like to see her in more stuff. I just think she was the wrong actress to play chani.

anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?

If you're looking for a Nas I like this one

https://a.co/d/4fmrxP7

But you don't even know what that is!

https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.