the_crotch

joined 1 year ago
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

it really really tends to put a crimp in things.

Not literally I hope

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

Whoever made this comic

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago (13 children)

If you're going to recycle xkcd jokes at least change the art style a bit

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

That said, if your advertisement strategy is "we're not Lemmy", then no thanks

The Kamala Harris Gambit

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Can I have a list of communities you mod so I can avoid them?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like the third amendment might become relevant for the first time in centuries

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You've heard the "prophecy": next year is going to be the year of the Linux desktop, right?

Yes, every year since 1997

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

It's not celebrity overexposure in my case. I like Zendaya, I'm not tired of her and would like to see her in more stuff. I just think she was the wrong actress to play chani.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

If you're looking for a Nas I like this one

https://a.co/d/4fmrxP7

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

But you don't even know what that is!

https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.

 
 
 
 
 
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