Like I said, gotta cut out the infection

You're admiring our shoes but the foot's still gangrenous

My mom's car, a mid-'10s Acura, will turn itself off if you leave with the key and get too far away from the car for too long without enabling valet mode.

Considering Billy Corgan's numerous visits to Infowars, that response might still imply a specific shape

Dormammu, I've cum to bargain

100% of conservatives are having "inappropriately sexualized relationships" cuz they're fucking us all.

As of Monday, two people in Harris County died after Beryl caused trees to fall on their homes, authorities said.

May they haunt Abbott the rest of his days

Pedophilia, slavery, and corpo-kleptocracy: the pillars of American patriots

I'm still sad that Markwayne didn't get his fascist fucking teeth knocked out on the senate floor

How can we convince sovcits to wear hats that read "my other hat is my own asshole"

Fuck you and knock that shit off. We're not all a bunch of goddamned filth-mongers like you, willing to say such crass words as H-E-double-hockey-sticks, you piss-coveting ass-licking bastard-fucking son of a bitch.

You should have the decency to represent yourself better in the fancy domains of Lemmy and the internet overall.

You can't fool me. I know there's a bunch of bodies cut cleanly in half and a couple of children with PTSD on that boat.

*begins playing violin poorly*