tox_solid

joined 2 years ago
[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Here he comes to make 'em pay.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hyperion, anyone?

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I second this motion.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Stupid beasts!

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Well imagine my shock.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I'm fucking stupid, you guys.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

When I was a contractor, me and the guys on my crew used to say "you can tuna piano, but you can't tuna half." Just a little inside joke that didn't have to make sense to make us giggle.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not shy about telling my friends I love them.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if my instinct leans towards extrajudicial execution rather than imprisonment? 🤭

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