The fact that my mom actually believes this 💀💀💀

Just use Invidious instead, its better than the official website

Why bother when you have flatpak?

Wait, facebook? Are there any popular federated alternatives for facebook?

VSCode is not fully FOSS, you should consider using VSCodium instead, which is a fork with removed proprietaty blobs.

Here!
Btw fuck /u/spez

I mostly use Libre Office, and sometimes Gnome Office