According to Hermes, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

People who use Apple maps instead of Google maps.

I believe in no apostrophes in tips. Also tipping should be banned and thus not need to be taxed.

That doesn't sound like a Safeway at all! Sounds more like a Dangerousway.

One's heart cannot go on if they don't have one.

Who needs a six-pack when you can have a mini-keg.

Those pistols don't look anywhere near 50 meters long

https://xkcd.com/243/ Clit mouse FTW

Which came first, the Linux or the egg?

To me, the scene that most defined what the Jedi order had become and why it needed to end was at the big fight scene at the end of Attack of the Clones where Yoda and Dooku were dueling. When Dooku pulled a pillar down with the Force and then Yoda used the Force to catch it to prevent it from falling on to Obi-wan. He then made a spectacle of it by spinning it around before throwing it back at Dooku. What he should have done was just use the Force to move Obi-wan and Anakin to a safe position and continued to pursue Dooku. That scene just demonstrated how full of himself Yoda had become. And it took until his duel with Palpatine before he realized that he was a large part of what had gone wrong with the Jedi order. I also always felt that he intentionally withheld a lot of information about the Jedi order from Luke in order to prevent him from rebuilding a similar system.

Can I get your ICQ number?