Because that's all that is left on it

Is his face part of the pitcher, or in the liquid? If it's the latter, then he can turn it whatever way he likes.

I never realized she was an astronaut. They don't teach you that in Sunday school.

They have nothing to worry about. The dv/dt of a Nissan Xterra is minimal.

C++ EXISTS

Transcarpathia is far too long a word for her to spell.

Seagate is always finding new ways to brick your data!

What gets me is that so many of these idiots put We the people... stickers on their trucks. And they have absolutely no clue what the rest of that sentence is, or that it specifically mentions promoting welfare of said people.

I'm pretty sure it's a synonym of covfefe.

Cobol is the B-52 of programming languages. Sure there are fancy and expensive new ones or there, but it'll probably outlast them all.

ThreadX sounds like it should be the Microsoft equivalent to Twitter.

The TV is innocent, it was framed!