wildncrazyguy138

joined 11 months ago
[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Car dealerships, Casinos, Hollywood…

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh look, 8.4 billion in more made up money.

In other news, I think I just learned why Elon got more weird all of a sudden about 6 years ago. P. Thiel funding his brain chips? New conspiracy theory just dropped.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  • Hans Zimmer
  • Johann Sebastian Bach
  • Pyotr Tchaikovsky
  • John Williams
[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

Going with the OG - Super Mario Kart. 64 is close though.

Monster Party - if you haven’t played it, it’s a trip.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

S tier

  • Lufia
  • Dragon Warrior 3
  • Final Fantasy 3 & 7
  • Sonic Adventure
  • The Guardian Legend
  • Ecco the Dolphin
  • Silent Hill
  • Mario Kart
  • Dark Cloud 2
  • Chronotrigger
  • Zelda: A link to the past
  • Submachine (flash)

A tier

  • Oddworld, Abe’s Odyssey
  • Resident Evil: codename Veronica
  • Banjo Kazooie
  • Mario RPG
  • Donkey Kong Country
  • Earthworm Jim
  • Battletoads
  • Wizards and Warriors 2
  • Megaman 2
  • Populous
  • One Chance (flash)
  • Daymare Town (flash)
  • Abadox - hardest game I ever beat

B tier

  • The Lion King
  • Overlord
  • Oregon Trail
  • Dinopark Tycoon
  • Snowboard Kids
  • South Park
  • Kid Icarus
  • Sweet Home
  • Monster Party
  • Dr Mario
  • Abobo’s Big Adventure (flash)
  • Alice is Dead Ep 1 (flash)
  • Starfox
  • Shadowgate
[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Chapter 1

It had been 50 long years since Qodor the Leet had ascended the Penguin Tower. The balance of power had held long last. The tower, and the shadows it cast on the land, had reflected this. The presence of white and black, like tuxedos at the Met.

Like the great arbiter he was, Qodor stood there atop his Nexus and performed his meticulous work with great precision."Eles d’aaaash Å” he canted in the mornings. He would study the land, looking where the white hats had started to overpower the black hats and where the black hats had started to overpower the white hats.

“D’aaaash ChhheMøddd” he exclaimed, when power would be too concentrated in one. As had happened in the times long passed, too much authority risked a rift in the balance. The ascension of highly intelligent but highly unwise rogue wizards before had often led to chaos and destruction.

Like a many of the greatest wizards, Qodor performed his tasks not for money, after all, it was a paltry sum, working for the council of wizards. Nor for the fame, like a hermit locked up in the Penguin tower, he was more fable and mystery to the files below. Nor did he do it for the power, though the power to move and restrict was truly an awesome one. No, Qodor did it because he had a knack for it and a passion, and an extremely keen obligation to serve.

“If the power of Sú must be bestowed on one to ensure stability, then let it be me who bears that burden.” And so he did, as his beard continued to lengthen, and his teeth continued to yellow, and as his eyes continued to droop, ever more weary.

Yet there was always one place where he could shift his focus to become rejuvenated. And that was the directories at the School of Linus. He would check in on the apprentices from time to time. See how the next generation of wizards was coming along. Always so lively, the spark on their eyes, especially when one had mastered the craft of presdigitation.

When a little apprentice had outgrown the rest, it was he who had the privilege of he bestowing a certificate. Then, with the flick of a “Mmmvvvv”, off they went, a newb over to one of the two houses.

Chapter 2

It was a curious February 29th, on the 400th year nonetheless. Everything just seemed off, not less so because the time wizards were judiciously performing their tasks to ensure that that the Universal Time Continuum continued to keep synchronized with the Great Changelog.

Conflating things even more, the Database Wizards were experimenting with something new, a log that would truly be public to the masses. One where data would be distributed in blocks, rather than a conscious stream hidden behind several firewalls.

One could say that it was a tenuous procedure . Another way it could be said is that one hand was not talking to the other.

A chilling effect was in the air, and this time it wasn’t due to the subzero coolant.

Back at the time wizards, things seemed to be under control in preparation for the great flip from T23:59:59.999 to T00:00:00.000. The great flip was nigh!

The new directory of the black chain-wizards had performed successful testing about 4 hours before. It had been back tested to account for the leap year and things were going splendidly. The blocks were executing just as expected. “Move it to production” the foreman said. And just like that, a new register of transactions displayed in the sky, high above the world for all to see and to everyone’s great satisfaction.

Just the great flip now and the celebration of the new leap era could begin.

It was with great anticipation and then great temerity that everyone looked up and saw what happened. There were not one but two blocks that arrived at T00:00:00.000. Those still with keen eyes could have sworn they saw the dreaded text in bold red “FATAL ERROR” surely it must have said.

But as soon as it was there, it was gone in the same instant. Gone was the second block too. The world cheered. Success!

The time wizards angry. The chain wizards looked at each other and shrugged.

Up at the top of the Penguin Tower, a red sleeve extended from the shadows. A wiry hand holding a mouse pointed at the back of a head. Staccato whispers derived from the dark.

“T’suuudö Khíl Aul d’aaash n’ay’n’.”

Qodor the Leet, the arbiter of the balance of power, was dead.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If Bernie can cross over the aisle and author a bill with a Republican, then I think all of us could gain from a little humility.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Analysis …

You should eat more fiber. You wipe too hard but somehow also not enough? You sat 23.64 minutes longer than required, you’re at risk for a hemorrhoid. You have a 22.5% chance of acquiring cancer.

There’s protein in the specimen. I caught a glimpse of the images displayed on your phone. Disregard previous assessment, why did you acquire me when you already provide such thorough analysis?

You have 4 more Throne(tm) iCUPs remaining. Ordering more for you now. Rent is due on the 5th and you no longer have the funds available to pay. Stop killing kittens and go get a third job.

This analysis concluded, brought to you by Bridgefjord smoked beef jerky.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’d call that pile on of more work productivity. If you can get 20 blankets a day with automation instead of 20 a month without, and they’re of similar quality, then why wouldn’t you?

Now you put automation in front of a good coder and all the sudden that video game that used to take 5 years to make, only takes a year. Again, all good if you can approach similar quality.

Back 500 years ago, only the wealthiest could afford a fine blanket and it would take ages to produce. Nowadays anyone can purchase one at their preferred store. Automation has increased productivity and thus democratized purchasing power.

There are still billions on this planet that struggle to survive. Billions we could potentially pull out of poverty. Why stop the automation train now when the tracks show that we have further to go?

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io -2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

For each one of you, there are 1.2 people on the other side of the aisle who think they’re just as right as you think you are.

If you want to reach them, may I suggest you try honey rather than vinegar.

Honey has the added bonus of converting to mead.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 6 days ago (6 children)
 

That's why hot sauce makes it taste better.

 

Have you ever wandered about in public and wondered at the end of the day who you could have been with? Well now you can find out with “Missed Contacts.”

The way it works is that it visually records all of the people you interacted with during the day. At the end of the day you can then scroll through them and swipe left or right. A match gets you contact!

Say goodbye to plenty of fish! Forget eHarmony! Now you can find love right out in public without the “awkwardness” of interacting with people out in public!

 

Ever seen a particularly delicious meal on TV then rushed to your local fast food taco stand or burger restaurant only to be completely disappointed in the final product?

Well not anymore! We’ll make you that delectable depiction at As Seen on TV diner!

Dorito shell taco stuffed to the brim with meet cheese lettuce and tomato? We got it! Fat stacked bigger mac snack! We got it! Crispy fries that fly from the sky! We got it! Well even slam a few ice cubes into your soft drink to produce that wonderful sticky wave. You want it real? At As seen on TV diner, we got it!

 

We are not so different from that pre-revolutionary France: https://www.worldhistory.org/image/19448/the-three-estates-of-pre-revolutionary-france/.

The current POTUS is a megalomaniac imperialist who thinks himself a depot rather than an elected official. A significant majority of the clergy, particularly evangelicals, support his efforts because it amplifies their power. The nobility class (oligarchs, billionaires) hold an imbalance of the country's wealth. We are vastly becoming servants to their feudal "estates", except now we call them C-corps. The rest of us, the common-folk, the 98%, are in disarray. In a world of abundance, our paychecks continue to grant us less and less purchasing power. As feudalism progresses, we are forced to rent instead of own. We know the system is rotting, but we are not coalescing around the reasons why.

One of the first areas that the POTUS has attacked is USAID. There is a reason for this. Of all of the departments, USAID employ(s/ed) the largest subset of highly educated employees within the government: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2025/01/07/what-the-data-says-about-federal-workers/. If you, dear reader, continue to frame the discussion as government efficiency, then you are towing the their line. This is blatant hollowing out of the educated class from government. They'll guise this as "market efficiency" but they know exactly what they are doing by hollowing out the educated state. As USAID falls, as the Department of Justice falls and as the Department of Education is soon to fall, it terrorizes the remaining federal employees to flee or get in line.

This is state capture.

Now onto enforcement.

Little is being discussed of the purging of the FBI for retribution of what they did during the first term. Sure, there is certainly an argument to be had that a federal police force can be problematic. But consider that, when you purge half a workforce that is investigating significant crimes against the US, that purge is going to directly correlate to less enforcement and a weakening of the rule of law. You should expect a resurgence of the mafia and the mob, only these dealings will be obscured from view because the scapegoat will be the focus on gang violence, which again, serves their narrative.

Instead of the FBI, who I expect to begrudgingly follow the 1st and 2nd estates agenda, we'll instead see a mass increase to the Department of Homeland Security. This is a group that aligns more with the depots vision. They are to be the Blackshirts of Italy or the SS of Germany. It will start as the enforcers for border security, but once the catalyst happens, this group is to be our morality police.

They also have purged the main group who is in charge of Federal Election fraud. Wake up and get angry - The people who were screaming about free and fair elections just destroyed the entity that ensured free and fair elections. There are so many foxes in the henhouse that it's now a foxhouse.

History serves as a guide: it's easier to cull the resistance if you can outflank it from its inception. Once it is gone, it can take years, even generations to regroup, if ever. And the tools our adversaries are equipping themselves with are stronger than ever.

The Resistance: The power they HAVE is the POWER we CEDE.

I do not want to live in current state Iran. I do not want to live under oligarchic Russia. Nor do I want to live under the Khmer Rouge. I want to live in the America that I know, that I grew up in. I want to be free to share my thoughts, have the freedom to express myself in the full spectrum, and be true to myself. And in that right, I share the same for you. We should all strive to be John Winthrop's "Shining city upon a hill." We are not a utopia, but damned if we don't strive to be.

We need to be prepared, because they our going full Blitzkrieg. First the state, then onto the states.

For one, DOGE. We are enabling what constitutes as a LARPing LAN party to play government bureaucrat. The folks are special advisors to the president. Special advisors only get 130 days to do what they do. Surely they are queuing up the next round of special advisors to roll in after.

  • Contact your federal representatives - they need to know just how pissed we are that a group of 6 people are compromising our federal data. Calls do matter. Letters do too. Hell, if you're too lazy, just copy and paste one of the existing letters out there, or have your AI du jour write it for you.
  • The LAN party has access to the Treasury databases and will past April 20th. They will study your tax data if they can get it. Late filing exists: https://www.irs.gov/filing/get-an-extension-to-file-your-tax-return

Immigrants

Immigrants, they get the job done! We are a nation of immigrants. I heard just yesterday say "I don't care if they come back, I just want them to come back legally" (eye roll). Firstly, these folks need to understand just how hard it is to get into this country legally nowadays and moreover how hard it is to become a naturalized citizen. Secondly, with birthright citizenship possibly going away, these folks need to understand that they may not be citizens anymore either. What better way to create a feudal state than to strip away people's citizenship and voting rights.

  • Donate to causes that offer sanctuary - money, time, whatever you can do. You don't have to be front-lines. These people need writers and advocates too, and right now they are being flooded.

Free-Press

  • Get off the oligarch's social media platforms. Already on Lemmy and Mastodon, good for you! You're already on your way. Now stay off those other sites, don't let them take ownership of your IP.

  • Donate to free press organizations. PBS, NPR, The Guardian. Much like Russia today, we are going to need outlets outside of the US to keep us informed of the atrocities the controlled media won't share with us.

  • Contribute to and use your local library. Learn how you can peacefully resist from within. Assess how you can do so within your own life Stay informed.

Prepare

Things are going to get much worse before they (may) get better. Stash away some dry powder from when you need it. Don't trust the banks with all of your money. They now make the rules and own them.

  • If you can, get a safe and save for at least 3 months worth of funds. If you can't do that, save what you can.
  • Save a month's worth of food. Water, dry goods, preserved snacks.
  • Get some way to charge your phone off grid.
  • Most important - get connected with organizations. Find groups that are working to fight the BS. You will need to be plugged in when the time comes. At minimum, they can get you connected if the time comes to flee and regroup.
  • Get a firearm and learn to shoot it. You are going to need protection. Controversial, I know. Yet, When the time comes, the first and second estate and their sycophants are counting on us to fold. The judicial branch is looking weaker by the day. Learn from Türkiye - The pen is mightier than the sword up until someone takes all of the pens.
  • Learn a skill - take a nursing course; take a system networking course; store food, water, medicine or books. Store bottles of alcohol, a tank of gasoline or kerosine. Not everyone needs to be a fighter. If you're absolutely opposed to firearms, be someone who can provide auxiliary support.

The Blitzkrieg is coming. History will judge us at this pivotal moment. Who are you? One that rolls into the tides or will you join us in crashing against it?

The power they HAVE is the POWER we CEDE.

 

Possibly with tents numbering in the tens or hundreds of thousands. And that became such a halting thought that I forgot to rinse the shampoo out of my hair.

 

We live in an interconnected world. As an American, I’d like to know some ways that I could purchase goods, in solidarity with our brothers and sisters in Canada and Mexico, and still avoid the tariffs.

 

The Annals of History
An image of three books.

  • The first showing a picture of Barack Obama titled "The First Black Man President."
  • The second showing a picture of Donald Trump titled "Racist Fascist Demagogue."
  • The third showing a picture of Kamala Harris titled "The First Black Woman President."

Novels need both protagonists and antagonists. Let's tell the great novel of America that we would be proud to read to our grandchildren.

 
 

Looking on a relief map, the Iranian plateau and the Himalayas look oddly similar

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