They're all fascists but the meme doesn't make any sense. The top image shows how to use the scanner to scan a single page, and the bottom image is for feeding multiple pages into the scanner (The arrows are going in, not out). They're both inputs. The copier output is underneath the scanner.

I'm looking for a fulfilling Gregonic relationship.

Was it Pyrzqxgl, by chance? Even if not, it's probably on the list I got it from.

They start the count at #3. Don't want anybody to get any ideas...

From etymonline:

"to crush, squeeze," early 14c., squachen, from Old French esquacher, variant of esquasser, escasser, escachier "to crush, shatter, destroy, break," from Vulgar Latin *exquassare, from Latin ex "out" (see ex-) + quassare "to shatter" (see quash "to crush").

Squash was originally a drink made from crushed fruit and must have turned into a concentrate somewhere down the line.

Can't somebody get him a chair or something?

I didn't mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don't want slivers...

1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement.... If you had a light breakfast and it's the only other thing you eat that day it's not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber (Not the stick though), and a multivitamin wouldn't hurt.

It's for red-eye,I think. Pets eyes reflect light differently from humans and each other's so automatic (human) red eye removal doesn't work.

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

So inappropriate. It's much more reasonable to tell your friend to sleep... tight.

The parental trick is to get one sibling to pour and the other to choose.