I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

Yeah, same.

The cynical part of me wonders how many of these "we're cooked" comments are part of a psyop to discourage Democrats from voting

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

The heavier...the fewer.......

A man can dream. It would probably be more realistic to get him to up his hamberder intake though.

They put it back about an hour later

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn't the one that killed him

That's kvlt as fvck

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep